May 2013
34 posts
oh snap
DOC: I see no medical reason to give you more IV narcotics. We don't do chronic pain management here in the ER. I check for the things that will kill you tonight, like a heart attack.
PATIENT: well if I had known that....you should have a sign up on the door.
DOC: we do. it says "emergency".
“I am looking for someone to share
in an adventure that I am arranging,
and it...”
– J. R. R. Tolkien (via thatkindofwoman)
When I decide to start getting in shape for summer
whatshouldwecallme:
Expectation:
Reality:
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mental level of docs vs their scribes
redheadedstrangr:
pagingmissjones:
my scribemates capture it perfectly.
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The docs: intently discussing the latest statistics regarding the protocol of giving fluids to septic children in africa
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The scribes: “dude watch this video of this bridge blowing up”
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hahahahaha
I am 99.999% sure I know which doctor and which scribe that was.
Hilariously enough….it’s the other...
“balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...”
– Jenna Maroney (via a-sorta-fairytale)
April 2013
42 posts
When I finally get that food I've been craving
whatshouldwecallme:
ianthe:
headup-billybuddy:
the-future-mrs-solo:
whatheballs:
shavingryansprivates:
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
pictures and bugger-all: lullabysounds: It’s... →
lullabysounds:
It’s really weird thinking about how every person you walk by has a name and a personality and a group of friends you’ll never know and a messed up family or an awesome family or that they’re in love or that they’re depressed or are having the best or worst day of their life….
