DOC: I see no medical reason to give you more IV narcotics. We don't do chronic pain management here in the ER. I check for the things that will kill you tonight, like a heart attack.
PATIENT: well if I had known that....you should have a sign up on the door.
DOC: we do. it says "emergency".
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it...– J. R. R. Tolkien (via thatkindofwoman)
When I decide to start getting in shape for summer
whatshouldwecallme: Expectation: Reality:
First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4
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mental level of docs vs their scribes
redheadedstrangr: pagingmissjones: my scribemates capture it perfectly. . The docs: intently discussing the latest statistics regarding the protocol of giving fluids to septic children in africa . The scribes: “dude watch this video of this bridge blowing up” . hahahahaha I am 99.999% sure I know which doctor and which scribe that was. Hilariously enough….it’s the other...
balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...– Jenna Maroney (via a-sorta-fairytale)
When I finally get that food I've been craving
ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis I just choked on my food. that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
pictures and bugger-all: lullabysounds: It’s... →
lullabysounds: It’s really weird thinking about how every person you walk by has a name and a personality and a group of friends you’ll never know and a messed up family or an awesome family or that they’re in love or that they’re depressed or are having the best or worst day of their life….